My cat Jackson is a total creeper. My husband says he is a pedophile/rapist/serial killer trapped inside a cat’s body. He hides in my daughter’s closet and gets hair all over her dance clothes, most of which, are black. When he does come out, he just sits and stares – at people, at the wall, at whatever. When you touch him, he makes the strangest noise – he sounds like a bird being held under water. Every single night, after he’s been fed, and patted, and after we’ve all just nestled under the blankets for peaceful sleep, he sits in the hall and howls – for about fifteen minutes straight, until my husband yells “shut up” really loud. Then he stops. He is always trying to have sex with our other cats. It is really quite disturbing.
LESSON: Most people/cats/animals in general have their quirks, but some, SOME are just freaks, and you really should watch your back when you are around them.